Yes, I am aware that the title sounds like a bad children's "independent reader" book.
As of right now Mr. Sprinkles the cat is winning for our mascot.
Now, I want everyone to understand that since the Mr. Sprinkles from Acceptable TV scares small children, we will be using a normal cat named Mr. Sprinkles.
Also, Acceptable TV Mr. Sprinkles scares ME.
So this is our Mr. Sprinkles. Tomorrow he may be our mascot. Who knows. Yes, he is super-adorable.